The Ordering Experience
The woman who I ordered from was rude.
I stood there looking at the menu for like 30 seconds and this bih goes:
“we only have one item.”
The Order
So, when I was ready to order ON MY OWN TERMS… I ordered the steak sandwich.
$20 for a sammy tho? Better be made from Wagyu beef cows who shit gold.
The Waiting Game
She gave me this little plastic chip thing, and I proceeded to stand in front of the place like an idiot for a hot minute before one of the cooks said to just come up and tell her what I ordered so she could prepare it.
God forbid I thought it was made fresh.
The Redemption Arc
She loaded my shi up with all the fixings, and I left the area immediately so I could be surrounded by new faces who didn’t know me as
‘the boy who couldn’t order’.
The Review
The sandwich was solid, it did its job.
The bun could’ve been bigger though, and maybe the steak a bit rarer?
Also, I would have appreciated layering the sauce for maximum meat to sauce ratio.
Verdict:
A decent sandwich. Not worth $20. Definitely worth a story.